It’s like having severe looks somehow made you like The Cure. I was rapping right when rapping got cool, in the ’80s, not like all these Drake or Lil B posers rapping on YouTube, you dig?ħ5) Rush - Seems like computer science majors or gaming dudes tend to like Rush maybe it’s the math-y drums and bass, or maybe lame begets lame.ħ4) The Cure - All the either really hot or ugly girls liked The Cure. Raising Hell (1986) was the second album I ever bought with my own cherished allowance. Wow, a gay dude gave me some of my first boners. I remember my little prick getting hard at “I Want Your Sex,” not knowing he was gay. This is why the ’70s died.Ĩ7) George Michael - Faith (1987) was the first album I ever bought. I laughed so hard.Ĩ8) Bee Gees - Right now I’m imagining a hairy-chested man with a eunuch’s falsetto in tight spandex whose balls are clearly visible. Well said, my sensitive bro.Ĩ9) Beastie Boys - About two weeks after the release of “Sabotage” (1994), my father - who wasn’t aware of the song, or band - screamed SABOTAGE! upon finding still-warm dog shit on our lawn, mapping out the conspiracy with brown hot hands.

I most related to “Alison” (1977), whose favorite lyric of mine went, ‘Cause I don’t know if you are loving some body / I only know it isn’t mine. Then one day they started wearing mascara.ĩ0) Elvis Costello - New wave “nerd rock” at its best. 91) Green Day - Dookie (1994) was a great album, like punk but Jackass style they had a playful self-awareness that was refreshing.

Gg allin you hate me i hate you lp